It’s 7 A.M. in the morning.
Billy Bluepill knows that he has to wake up but instead he hits the snooze button. 5 times in a row.
He jumps out of bed an hour later when he realizes that he is too late for work. Again. This happens all the time. Billy just can not seem to wake up on time.
He asks himself why the snooze button is always so much more attractive than the day in front of him or the wife that lies next to him.
He puts on some shabby clothes and drives off to work. His breakfast consists of some leftover junk in his car and a Double Mocha Cookie Chococcino.
Billy hates his work. It makes him sick. While driving, he can’t think of anything else but coming home after 9 boring hours of work.
Arriving late at work he does what he always does. Give some stupid excuses and spent the rest of the day, doing boring work or playing Solitaire on his PC.
Sometimes he even visits some dirty websites. But only when his boss is not around.
When his hot female coworker comes around and asks him for way too big of a favor, he keenly accepts. For once, he actually puts some effort into his work and finishes all of it.
After all, Billy wants to impress her and if he helps her, she will maybe like him more.
Poor Billy. Little does he know that that holy coworker is getting railed by the “asshole” that doesn’t even look at her.
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It’s 5 pm. Billy is finally allowed to go home. After an hour stuck in traffic, he finally comes home to do what he wanted to do the whole day.
Lay down on the couch with a pizza, nachos, a six pack and watch TV.
Later his wife joins him hoping to recognize a bit of the man she once fell in love with.
But Billy has changed. He is not the same anymore. He lost his drive.
Together they watch some TV before his wife goes to sleep.
Now Billy has some time for himself and can enjoy a little downtime. He opens some dirty websites and has 3 minutes of fun before he falls asleep on the couch.
The next day he hits the snooze button and the whole cycle starts again.
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One day, Billy is walking down the street doing some random shit. He sees a beautiful woman.
Wait a minute. Was that a smile?
Did she seriously smile at good ol’ Billy right there? No way.
Billy heads off taking a mental photograph of that hottie. You know … for later when he needs some downtime again.
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It’s Saturday and Billy promised his wife to take her out for dinner. This doesn’t happen too often but once in a while when the wife makes some terror Billy has to give in.
He meets his old friend Rudi Redpill. Rudi Redpill is styled to the T. He wears a perfectly tailored suit and an expensive watch. He is accompanied by a hot lady and simply oozes success.
Billys wife starts to get a little wild. Can it be that she is attracted to Mr. Redpill? No way. After all, she is Billy’s wife. Married women don’t do that.
Rudi Redpill shares some of his best tips for success. He even offers a job to poor little Billy out of petty.
There is only one condition. Billy has to show up on time and work hard. If he does that, his success is guaranteed.
Billy declines.
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It’s Tuesday night and after a hard day of work, Billy does what he does best. Watch some TV on the couch while stuffing his face with junk food.
He sees a commercial for a fitness program. It spikes Billy’s interest. He imagines how much better his life would be if he had a ripped six pack and a huge biceps.
All the ladies would come flying into his lap and everybody would respect him.
But nah, it’s too much work.
Billy changes the channel.
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One day, Billy is taking a walk with his wife.
They see a huge crowd of people who all seem to orbit this one guy.
He is like Rudi Redpill. He oozes charisma and success. Everybody wants to speak to him.
Billy is upset.
“What is it with this guy? Why is such a dumb stupid asshole getting so much attention? He probably didn’t do shit for his money and just won the lottery. Life is so unfair.” he thinks.
Even his wife behaves strangely around him. Just like when she met Rudi Redpill.
The rest of the day he keeps hating that dude. He even calls his mother to get some approval. She just reassures him.
Life is unfair and everyone is bad. Except for Billy. Billy is the holy warrior of justice.
The Interview With Billy Bluepill
Billy lives an awesome life, doesn’t he? So easy and without worries.
Who doesn’t want to live like that?
I mean everybody wants to live an easy life right? Nobody wants to put in some work. After all, everybody asks me how to live an easy life and how long you have to work to see results.
Well lucky you. Today Billy Bluepill came in for an exclusive interview sharing his top tips for living an easy life.
Read carefully and take some notes.
Billy Bluepills 5 Tips For an Easy Life
Accomplish nothing
Do not set any goals and accomplish absolutely nothing.
If you set goals, you will also have to work hard. Same goes if you want to accomplish something of principle.
This doesn’t pay off at all. I mean who wants to work at all, right?
Everybody is to blame but you
If you want my number one shortcut to an easy life, then listen carefully.
Complain. Complain about all your failures and shortcomings.
No matter what it is that you, you do not deserve it and the others are to blame.
It’s because of the outer circumstances, your parents that weren’t rich, your unattractive girlfriend that doesn’t take care of herself, the girl that blew you off, the snack machine that stands so close to your office desk.
No matter what it is, it’s not your fault. So go on and start complaining. Tell everybody how fuc*ed up your life is. That will make you feel a lot better.
Never give it your all
You can do everything you want but please, please do not ever make this crucial mistake. Never and I mean absolutely never give it your all.
No matter if it’s school, work, relationships, fitness, diet, hobbies, passions or your so called “purpose”.
Never do your best. Do not ever give it a hundred percent.
Why the hell should you put effort into anything? It will only make you tired and in the end, you will probably fail anyway.
Do not waste your energy and instead focus it on the important things in life. Watching TV and jerking off for example.
Listen, only do the minimum of what is needed to come by. If possible, do not do anything at all.
Accept your shitty life
Never try to make an impact. Never try to change anything.
Just accept that you were not blessed by God with the opportunities of the successful.
Accept your shitty life. You will have to live with your destiny until the end of your days anyway.
Stop dreaming and wake up!
Stop imagining that you can live a better and fulfilled life. You can’t.
After all, we want to live an easy life and not a fulfilled life, don’t we?
So stop dreaming and thinking about self-actualization. This stuff not possible and it’s all a big lie.
Even if it were true, it would be way too much work anyway.
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These were some awesome tips, right?
If you want to live an easy life, just follow Billy’s tips and you will definitely get there.
It is easier than you think. In fact, you are probably not too far away from it.
But is that truly the way to live? Is it worth it? Is an easy life really something you should strive for?
Maybe we should take a look at the life of Rudi Redpill and see what he does differently?
But keep in mind. His life is probably super hard and he works nonstop.
He has to be disciplined at all times. He has to be determined and do what it takes to accomplish his goals and dreams.
But hey, that is a story for another time.
That was some fucked up reading. I think us men who aspire for more find this type of shit disturbing. Overall, yeah you’ve captured the essence of a mediocre man. A reminder of how much we should actually give a shit about our lives.
Hey Rich, it’s true, guys who are into self-development, success, and masculinity will cringe at this story. But that’s where a lot of people are coming from, are right now or will be if they don’t get their shit together.